![]() ![]() If you don’t know “ The Human Centipede,” then please check it out, but ONLY if you have a strong stomach! No pun intended? That even made me LOL!!! ![]() It has a solid player included with a movie that is a cult classic. *The Human Cespedes – This name is just all around solid. *Don’t Tell Me No Lies, And Keep Johan’s To Yourself – Taking the Georgia Satellite’s classic song and using it for your team name? You’re welcome, world! The only concern about this is that it is a very long name and your team is still counting on Johan Santana. ![]() If your team has Brandon Inge to quote Joe Namath, “You’re st-rugg-ling!” Inge Drinking – It puts two of my favorite things together. *The Kemp-ire Strikes Back – So you are a Star Wars nerd AND you do Fantasy Baseball?!? One question - Have you ever seen a naked lady before? I kid, I kid!!! Matt Kemp owners should be psyched and this is a strong name for any team featuring this stud! The Quicker Picker Upton works as well, but I would stick to this one for now. Ryan Braun will be a stud and in order to use his name with your team, this slogan works just swell. *The Brauny Brawny Men – Speaking of steroids why not use a paper towel company slogan to represent your team. You can use numerous players with the “dealer” team name. *A-Rod’s Dealer – Alex Rodriguez did steroids. Nothing like Josh Hamilton doing body shots off of a couple of 5’s (out of 10) to make your team really look like a contender! If he is on your team, then you must take advantage of these photos. *Body Shots With Josh Hamilton – Rangers OF Josh Hamilton took some of the awesomest pictures ever taken by a baseball player that talks about God all the time. If you like the fact that Astros kind of sounds like assholes, then you are also welcome. If you have a couple Astros on your team (you poor, poor man!) then you can also use this team name. If you have a rough draft and can’t name a bunch of your players. *Who Are These Astros? – This works in a couple of ways. *Heyward Jablow Me – Do you see? Have you seen how my mind works?!? They need to write another “Beautiful Mind” movie about the horrible things I think about. Plus, Bobby Cox just looks like a dirty old man. Yeti Vedder has made this into an art form. *Bobby Cox In Your Mouth – Do you see a trend starting here? Kuntz on your face … Poo-Holes … Cox In Your Mouth … It is the simple art of finding baseball people with funny last names and making them mean something completely perverted or disgusting. *Albert’s Poo-Holes – How great is it for people looking for ideas for Fantasy Baseball team names that one of the best players in the game has a last name pronounced with the words poo and holes in it? But the fact that these two words are combined is like a team naming guru’s wet dream! If you have Albert on your team and you don’t use those key words then shame on you! So anyone that thinks that I am just a pervert you are only somewhat correct! He now serves as a first base coach for the Royals, so if you need any coaching at first base - Rusty Kuntz is your man! How is this not a better selling jersey in Kansas City?!? *Rusty Kuntz On Your Face – Rusty Kuntz was a REAL baseball player. Do you want to be the funny guy in your league?!? Maybe you are all business … In that case, you are boring! Here are some simple ideas to help you name your squad! Baseball is a looong season and having a great team name is important. While my man David Gonos can help you with all of your Fantasy Baseball team issues, I am here for a more important issue. Everyone looks forward to drafting their team. That’s right folks! It is Yeti Vedder’s favorite time of year! Baseball is back and that means Fantasy Baseball is also back. So let’s root, root, root for the home team, if they don’t win, it’s a shame! For it’s one, two, three strikes, you’re out, at the old ball game!” Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks, I don’t care if I never get back. “ Take me out to the ball game, take me out with the crowd. ![]() If you didn’t like any of those new ones, maybe you’ll like some of these ones from before!] If Loving the Cardinals is Wong, I Don’t Want to Be Wainwright.So here are the new Fantasy team names I thought you’d like: I thought I’d also share a few of the newer ones over here – and add a few more that I came up with! [Editor’s Note: Who doesn’t love some great new Fantasy Baseball team names!?! I actually just finished an article over at, where I listed 151 Horribly Awesome Fantasy Baseball Team Names You’ll Want to Use! As a matter of fact, we’d love to hear some of your submissions for great Fantasy Baseball team names! Either comment below or send a tweet to us - let’s hear it! He helped you name your Fantasy Football team, and now he’s offering up some ideas for Fantasy Baseball team names. ![]()
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